Some of you have been asking what a swan-dog is. Surely there can be only one. You believe our neighbor, GK2, would know one when she saw one, too, being such a rare creature — the swan-dog, that is.
Well, not exactly. You see, just as there are many breeds of dogs, there are many kinds of swans. Read here for more information:
The skeptics among you have accused this blog of inventing an imaginary creature. Tsssk, tsssk. We here at Red’s Hoodwinks would never do such a thing. You can find swan-dogs on the internet, so they must be real. A picture is worth a thousand words, so prepare to eat your words:
Ha! Told you!
Now think about all the varieties of swans and dogs, and all the combinations and permutations of swan-dogs. There is no excuse for our neighbor accusing us of letting our swan-dog roam free. Our swan-dog is one of many, as the internet proves, but each swan-dog is an individual. She really is quite unique to us. If we say the swan-dog running wild in the park is not our swan-dog, it is not our swan-dog.
It’s not fair to stereotype them. It takes all kinds of swan-dogs to make the world go ’round.